Are you fucking kidding me!?!….

(Tell me why)
I don’t like Mondays

– The Boomtown Rats

I have been with someone regularly for over a year and a half and we have had four public meetings. Last Monday was supposed to be the fifth.

I was really looking forward to a proper date. Call me conventional but after 18 months, it would be nice to meet with friends or feel like you aren’t the dirty little secret.

And then I got the text…

It was a text to the guest player from “+1” and it was basically a “hey meet us here for a drink and she’ll catch on but we can all go back to my place for some fun”. And then I got the “oops, I ruined the surprise.”

As I drove over to his house, I was livid. I finally(!!!) get a proper date and this guy is going to crash it for a Monday night MFM.

Now I am not opposed to a threesome but it was a school night and I had to go into the office the next day. AND the last time we did this, I came down with a UTI…while in Vegas.

Just a PSA, don’t tongue fuck a girl’s ass and then lick her pussy. It doesn’t bode well for a girl.

So he and I went on our proper date. I watched him play Wordle (and to answer yes I now have an active streak) as I sipped a beer. We went back to his place and had sex. I have heard very little from him since.

But I still got to ask…is it reasonable to have a surprise threesome on a Monday or am I just a prude????

– The Girl

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