(Tell me why)
I don’t like Mondays
– The Boomtown Rats
I have been with someone regularly for over a year and a half and we have had four public meetings. Last Monday was supposed to be the fifth.
I was really looking forward to a proper date. Call me conventional but after 18 months, it would be nice to meet with friends or feel like you aren’t the dirty little secret.
And then I got the text…
It was a text to the guest player from “+1” and it was basically a “hey meet us here for a drink and she’ll catch on but we can all go back to my place for some fun”. And then I got the “oops, I ruined the surprise.”
As I drove over to his house, I was livid. I finally(!!!) get a proper date and this guy is going to crash it for a Monday night MFM.
Now I am not opposed to a threesome but it was a school night and I had to go into the office the next day. AND the last time we did this, I came down with a UTI…while in Vegas.
Just a PSA, don’t tongue fuck a girl’s ass and then lick her pussy. It doesn’t bode well for a girl.
So he and I went on our proper date. I watched him play Wordle (and to answer yes I now have an active streak) as I sipped a beer. We went back to his place and had sex. I have heard very little from him since.
But I still got to ask…is it reasonable to have a surprise threesome on a Monday or am I just a prude????
– The Girl
The Girl You'd Never Guess 