(Tell me why)I don’t like Mondays – The Boomtown Rats I have been with someone regularly for over a year and a half and we have had four public meetings. Last Monday was supposed to be the fifth. I was really looking forward to a proper date. Call me conventional but after 18 months, it […]
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The Staircase….
Tonight, I needed him more than ever! My parents were complaining about their canceled Southwest flight ad nauseam and I had enough of the holidays. I already don’t rank Christmas in my top 5 and the airline debacle was causing my tequila intake to skyrocket. This morning, I had to woke to thoughts of him. […]
Boxing Day Sex….
I have always wanted to have a neighbor just like youI’ve always wanted to live in a neighborhood with you So, let’s make the most of this beautiful daySince we’re together, we might as well sayWould you be mine? Could you be mine?Won’t you be my neighbor? — Mister Rogers This really hasn’t felt like […]
Time to Give Up????
Because your good girl’s gonna go badI’m gonna be the swingin’est swinger you’ve ever hadIf you like’em painted up powdered up then you ought to be gladCause your good girl’s gonna go bad I’ll even learn to like the taste of whiskeyIn fact you’ll hardly regonize your wifeI buy some brand new clothes and dress […]
Got boobs?
For those that know me in my real life, they know that when in doubt “I lead with my boobs”. Never had that been so evident to me as when I looked at my fetlife page and 95% of the pictures featured them in some very visible capacity. It made me realize how much I […]
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I have to confess I love the MFM threesome and being spit roasted. It fulfills so many of my desires such as being used, watched and getting to service cock. Recently, I met a recurring partner (C1) and his friend (C2) for an evening of fun. I had never met the friend previously but he […]
Vanilla Dating
And if my heart was a car, you would have stripped it down and sold it offTo the greasy man in the salvage lot – The Old 97’s So recently I went out with a man and we had a great time at my local wine bar. We talked, we laughed and had the hug […]
Pump and cum…
Some say I’m bossy ’cause I am the bossBuy anything, I don’t care what it costStacked like casino, Armani, MoschinoIf you’re The Supreme then I’m Diana Ross – Jax Jones Today as I sun naked at my local lake and look down at my pink nipples and full breasts, I will admit my most secret […]
Who’s?
Today while perusing tumblr, I came across a beautifully crafted erotic photo of a woman in white cotton panties and a finger just lingering on the outside of where the folds of her labia started. It was intimate in its black and white simplicity. And then I saw the caption “Who’s?” by a dominant I […]
No fans allowed….
I bet you think this is going to be a political treatise about our post pandemic world, but au contraire non frère. THIS is about my rejection by “only fans” for my recent account request. I wanted to go to their site as I missed the good old days of tumblr. I wanted a safe […]
The Girl You'd Never Guess 