Author: thegirlyoudneverguess

For those that know me in my real life, they know that when in doubt “I lead with my boobs”. Never had that been so evident to me as when I looked at my fetlife page and 95% of the pictures featured them in some very visible capacity. It made me realize how much I […]

And if my heart was a car, you would have stripped it down and sold it offTo the greasy man in the salvage lot – The Old 97’s So recently I went out with a man and we had a great time at my local wine bar. We talked, we laughed and had the hug […]

Today while perusing tumblr, I came across a beautifully crafted erotic photo of a woman in white cotton panties and a finger just lingering on the outside of where the folds of her labia started. It was intimate in its black and white simplicity. And then I saw the caption “Who’s?” by a dominant I […]

I bet you think this is going to be a political treatise about our post pandemic world, but au contraire non frère. THIS is about my rejection by “only fans” for my recent account request. I wanted to go to their site as I missed the good old days of tumblr. I wanted a safe […]

But every time it rainsYou’re here in my headLike the sun coming outOoh, I just know that something good is gonna happenI don’t know whenBut just saying it could even make it happen – Kate Bush It’s funny how time is measured. Time is so slow when we are anticipating something. I am sure we […]

Tonight I walk with matter goneI’m ready forSome mystery lost and died aloneI’m highest from Tumbling Lights comeTumbling Lights go – The Acid Sometimes life gives you lemons and you really need to dig deep to make the lemonade. But today, I am most grateful that I found a doctor I cold relate to and […]

I have been restlessI have been recklessI’ve been a strain on my mom’s heartI’ve been a drunkI’ve been a dreamerPulling the strings on this old guitar I’ve found a few answersI’ve still got questionsKept it together and fallen apartI got secrets and stories Old shoebox memoriesAnd choices that I’d like to changeTeardrops and laughterAnd me […]

Recently, I decided I hated my mattress from my former marital bed and I had to do something about it. It was a little less than year old and I would just wake up so sore. Since there was no sex happening in that bed, I knew it was all the mattress’ fault. Luckily, I […]