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I am just a 40+ something year old woman who enjoys really sex. If you’d walk by me, you’d never know what dirty thoughts lie underneath a demure package.

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June 2, 2023June 3, 2023thegirlyoudneverguess

Adios Fetlife…

I can just get off of this L.A. freewayWithout gettin’ killed or caughtDown that road in a cloud of smokeTo some land I ain’t bought, bought, bought – Guy Clark Yesterday, I made the decision to deactivate my Fetlife account. I realized it’s only allure recently was to see the activities of other people versus […]

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May 11, 2023May 11, 2023thegirlyoudneverguess

Piss or Get Off the Pot

There never really is a good timeThere’s always nothing much to sayPretty good, not doing that fineGetting up most every day An excuse is all you’re in forThe abuse is all you craveSure you know just what is in storeWait and see if I’ll behave – Dinosaur Jr I have always been self-deprecating. It’s easy […]

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January 18, 2023January 18, 2023thegirlyoudneverguess

Are you fucking kidding me!?!….

(Tell me why)I don’t like Mondays – The Boomtown Rats I have been with someone regularly for over a year and a half and we have had four public meetings. Last Monday was supposed to be the fifth. I was really looking forward to a proper date. Call me conventional but after 18 months, it […]

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December 29, 2022December 29, 2022thegirlyoudneverguess

The Staircase….

Tonight, I needed him more than ever! My parents were complaining about their canceled Southwest flight ad nauseam and I had enough of the holidays. I already don’t rank Christmas in my top 5 and the airline debacle was causing my tequila intake to skyrocket. This morning, I had to woke to thoughts of him. […]

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December 27, 2022thegirlyoudneverguess

Boxing Day Sex….

I have always wanted to have a neighbor just like youI’ve always wanted to live in a neighborhood with you So, let’s make the most of this beautiful daySince we’re together, we might as well sayWould you be mine? Could you be mine?Won’t you be my neighbor? — Mister Rogers This really hasn’t felt like […]

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December 15, 2022December 16, 2022thegirlyoudneverguess

Time to Give Up????

Because your good girl’s gonna go badI’m gonna be the swingin’est swinger you’ve ever hadIf you like’em painted up powdered up then you ought to be gladCause your good girl’s gonna go bad I’ll even learn to like the taste of whiskeyIn fact you’ll hardly regonize your wifeI buy some brand new clothes and dress […]

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October 19, 2022thegirlyoudneverguess

Got boobs?

For those that know me in my real life, they know that when in doubt “I lead with my boobs”. Never had that been so evident to me as when I looked at my fetlife page and 95% of the pictures featured them in some very visible capacity. It made me realize how much I […]

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October 5, 2022October 5, 2022thegirlyoudneverguess

+1

I have to confess I love the MFM threesome and being spit roasted. It fulfills so many of my desires such as being used, watched and getting to service cock. Recently, I met a recurring partner (C1) and his friend (C2) for an evening of fun. I had never met the friend previously but he […]

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February 3, 2022February 3, 2022thegirlyoudneverguess

Vanilla Dating

And if my heart was a car, you would have stripped it down and sold it offTo the greasy man in the salvage lot – The Old 97’s So recently I went out with a man and we had a great time at my local wine bar. We talked, we laughed and had the hug […]

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June 19, 2021thegirlyoudneverguess

Pump and cum…

Some say I’m bossy ’cause I am the bossBuy anything, I don’t care what it costStacked like casino, Armani, MoschinoIf you’re The Supreme then I’m Diana Ross – Jax Jones Today as I sun naked at my local lake and look down at my pink nipples and full breasts, I will admit my most secret […]

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