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December 29, 2022December 29, 2022thegirlyoudneverguess

The Staircase….

Tonight, I needed him more than ever! My parents were complaining about their canceled Southwest flight ad nauseam and I had enough of the holidays. I already don’t rank Christmas in my top 5 and the airline debacle was causing my tequila intake to skyrocket. This morning, I had to woke to thoughts of him. […]

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March 18, 2020March 20, 2020thegirlyoudneverguess

Untitled…

Today, I have no quote or opener, I don’t even have a witty title. I am just tired of being away from the place where I can just be me. As some may know, I started this blog to find my voice again after Tumblr changed its policy and started enforcing a ban on self-created […]

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July 21, 2019thegirlyoudneverguess

Luau, Anyone?

Tonight I’m livin’ in a fantasy My own little nasty world Tonight, don’t you wanna come with me Do you think I’m a nasty girl? – Vanity 6 So this weekend in my own little corner of naughty was BBB weekend so the local clubs were capitalizing on the beach themes. Now that is a […]

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June 26, 2019thegirlyoudneverguess

Express Yourself…

So as I sit at my favorite bar enjoying a cocktail aka my bathtub, I reflect back to a discussion this weekend my husband and I had with regard to his reaction to a recent blog posting. And to answer your question, yes he reads the blog or sometimes I do to him in a […]

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June 23, 2019June 23, 2019thegirlyoudneverguess

What Am I Looking For…

I have a very active sex life with my husband and via masturbation. Between last Saturday and Friday, I think I have had one night off from sexual activity, so why have I asked for an open marriage? Well, I like a different type of sex than I can express to most people and I […]

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June 8, 2019June 8, 2019thegirlyoudneverguess

Take The Reins And…Ride!

I love being blindfolded and ask for it often. It’s one of my many kinks that make me, well me. Last night started with a relaxing facial (minds out of gutter, please) and drinks with friends. I believe I expressed more outward joy than I should have when my friend’s boyfriend remarked how he killed […]

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April 23, 2019thegirlyoudneverguess

Come, Stroke My Tail…

I have a fox tail fetish. I am not a furry but I love a fox tail affixed to my ass via a stainless steel plug. I have quite the collection in various colors and sizes and simply love to sashay around in my tail. Alone or in front of an audience. They are all […]

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April 21, 2019April 21, 2019thegirlyoudneverguess

It Was A Buzzing Good Time…

After the recent tattoo, I had nothing on my mind other than the Violet Wand. I wanted to feel the heat and the electricity unexpectedly on my body. I was enjoying it so much on my back, outlining my tattoo, ass and thighs that I flopped over. My husband carefully outlined my large breasts, avoiding […]

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April 12, 2019thegirlyoudneverguess

Just Plug In And Go…

So last night was a plug and play night. No, not my imaginary Tesla but my ass. It was an impromptu fucking after a shit day at work, a few beers and a loss in Game 1 of the first round of the Stanley Cup Playoffs for my favorite team. Really, the only thing good […]

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