I promised to my wife and childrenI’d never touch another drinkAs long as I live but even thenIt sounds so soothing to mix a ginAnd sink into oblivion – Cold War Kids I never had a drinking problem, unless you count that one year in college. But I can understand those that have some kind […]
Tag: BDSM
May I Be Your Unicorn???
It’s been an odd week at The Girl’s residence. It started last Friday when I had a few too many drinks, came home, changed into a lacy tank and matching thong and proceeded to ride my husband on our couch until he came. Did I care that our son could peer over the balcony? Nope […]
Swoosh…
The night started with six simple words on tumblr “So need a good spanking tonight.” Sometimes a girl just has to be simple in her wants and desires and put it out there. Sometimes I just keep it basic like on Sunday evening after I came home from an afternoon alone. I was so wet […]
The Sex Wasteland…
I recently chatted with a male friend about the trials of married life and what I sometimes refer to as the sex dry spell. It’s one think to xeriscape your yard but when your sex life resembles a desert, you need to dig deep to find out the underlying issues. Like him, I went through […]
A Trip To My Ice Cream Parlor…
So I think my feelings on vanilla are well documented. I love it as an ice cream or cupcake flavor but not as my requested sexual preference. Is it a base, yes but not the base I wanted to be stranded on in the ninth inning when I am hot and ready to slide into […]
Now It Hits Me…
So I take for fun those BDSM tests and score 0% on age player every single time, like every single time. But then there’s my strange fascination with that mint leather diaper cover on Etsy and recent interest in a coffee and coloring event at the local mall. Then it hit me and I started […]
Some Girls Are Kinkier Than Others…
So the other day as I was perusing my Fetlife page I saw it, the ad for the leather diaper cover with grommets to bind your hands to. It was mint and sexy as fuck, so I did what any lady would do. I clicked the link and purred with pleasure. Now I do not […]
Take The Reins And…Ride!
I love being blindfolded and ask for it often. It’s one of my many kinks that make me, well me. Last night started with a relaxing facial (minds out of gutter, please) and drinks with friends. I believe I expressed more outward joy than I should have when my friend’s boyfriend remarked how he killed […]
It’s About To Get Dirty…
The Girl can really get behind a great party theme, hell you should have seen her children’s birthday parties back in the day before they were allowed input. So when she saw that the local Swingers club was having a “MILF and Cookies” night last Saturday, her dirty mind went into hyper-drive faster than the […]
It Was A Dark And Stormy Night…
It started to rain just as I left work last night. I quickly drove over to meet a fellow dance mom for our semi-standing Friday night happy hour and was so pleased when my bartender nodded upon my arrival and greeted me promptly with my usual order of ice water and a glass of Sauvignon […]
The Girl You'd Never Guess 