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I am just a 40+ something year old woman who enjoys really sex. If you’d walk by me, you’d never know what dirty thoughts lie underneath a demure package.

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March 19, 2020thegirlyoudneverguess

Pour Me Another…

I promised to my wife and childrenI’d never touch another drinkAs long as I live but even thenIt sounds so soothing to mix a ginAnd sink into oblivion – Cold War Kids I never had a drinking problem, unless you count that one year in college. But I can understand those that have some kind […]

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December 22, 2019December 22, 2019thegirlyoudneverguess

May I Be Your Unicorn???

It’s been an odd week at The Girl’s residence. It started last Friday when I had a few too many drinks, came home, changed into a lacy tank and matching thong and proceeded to ride my husband on our couch until he came. Did I care that our son could peer over the balcony? Nope […]

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August 21, 2019August 21, 2019thegirlyoudneverguess

Swoosh…

The night started with six simple words on tumblr “So need a good spanking tonight.” Sometimes a girl just has to be simple in her wants and desires and put it out there. Sometimes I just keep it basic like on Sunday evening after I came home from an afternoon alone. I was so wet […]

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June 26, 2019thegirlyoudneverguess

A Trip To My Ice Cream Parlor…

So I think my feelings on vanilla are well documented. I love it as an ice cream or cupcake flavor but not as my requested sexual preference. Is it a base, yes but not the base I wanted to be stranded on in the ninth inning when I am hot and ready to slide into […]

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June 24, 2019June 24, 2019thegirlyoudneverguess

Now It Hits Me…

So I take for fun those BDSM tests and score 0% on age player every single time, like every single time. But then there’s my strange fascination with that mint leather diaper cover on Etsy and recent interest in a coffee and coloring event at the local mall. Then it hit me and I started […]

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June 8, 2019June 8, 2019thegirlyoudneverguess

Take The Reins And…Ride!

I love being blindfolded and ask for it often. It’s one of my many kinks that make me, well me. Last night started with a relaxing facial (minds out of gutter, please) and drinks with friends. I believe I expressed more outward joy than I should have when my friend’s boyfriend remarked how he killed […]

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May 5, 2019thegirlyoudneverguess

It Was A Dark And Stormy Night…

It started to rain just as I left work last night. I quickly drove over to meet a fellow dance mom for our semi-standing Friday night happy hour and was so pleased when my bartender nodded upon my arrival and greeted me promptly with my usual order of ice water and a glass of Sauvignon […]

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May 4, 2019May 5, 2019thegirlyoudneverguess

Alpha Bottom?

So how does a highly successful, Alpha career woman reconcile herself as a bottom? The answer is quite simple, I plan most of our sexual romps and love to receive pain. I am completely satisfied and finally get what I want. I remember the first time I was fucked leaned over a wooden desk and […]

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April 1, 2019thegirlyoudneverguess

Like A Moth to the Flame…

Yesterday was a relatively normal day for The Girl, I had carpool duty for the dance team and my oldest’s dance performance to see. In between drop off and performance, I joined the husband for margaritas and enchiladas at my favorite East Side eatery. And after dance, we were off for more cocktails. I had […]

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March 27, 2019thegirlyoudneverguess

Making Lemonade Out of Lemons…

So I have spent the greater part of the past few years identifying as an Alpha submissive who settles for a bottom role in a relationship. I am all things Alpha at work, home and with her children partnered with all things Beta. I yearned for the collar, to kneel, to look my dom in […]

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