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I am just a 40+ something year old woman who enjoys really sex. If you’d walk by me, you’d never know what dirty thoughts lie underneath a demure package.

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October 16, 2019October 16, 2019thegirlyoudneverguess

Old Glory…

Help I’m alive, my heart keeps beating like a hammer Hard to be soft Tough to be tender Come take my pulse, the pace is on a runaway train – Metric So I often shoot the shit with my old tumblr friends about various topics, but yesterday’s topic du jour was the “glory hole.” Now […]

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October 5, 2019October 5, 2019thegirlyoudneverguess

Hotel Alone…

It’s a new dawn It’s a new day It’s a new life For me And I’m feeling good – Nina Simone It’s well documented that I love hotels. I mean what’s not to like: people greeting you at the door like they are happy to see you, fresh linens, and sometimes complimentary happy hours in […]

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October 3, 2019October 3, 2019thegirlyoudneverguess

Fantasy Island…

I do not hide that I have a rich fantasy life. I do not dream about winning the lottery, I think about dirty sex. One of my untapped fantasies is stranger sex or an anonymous encounter. As I have been driving by my beloved lake each morning and afternoon and it’s still visible as we […]

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August 21, 2019thegirlyoudneverguess

Dare to Bare…

As I sit topless in my pool, I am most grateful for my bikini wax this morning. I am the odd soul who actually enjoys them. I went bare many years ago and wanted it permanent via laser. I was an ideal candidate with pale skin and brown hair. I did my ten treatments religiously […]

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August 21, 2019thegirlyoudneverguess

The Quiet Time…

My husband and I generally don’t sleep in the same bed. I am a very light sleeper and things like losing the covers, the tv, or a sudden shift in position stirs me and then I have trouble falling back asleep. I yearn for those days as a child where I could sleep through anything. […]

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August 21, 2019August 21, 2019thegirlyoudneverguess

Swoosh…

The night started with six simple words on tumblr “So need a good spanking tonight.” Sometimes a girl just has to be simple in her wants and desires and put it out there. Sometimes I just keep it basic like on Sunday evening after I came home from an afternoon alone. I was so wet […]

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August 6, 2019August 6, 2019thegirlyoudneverguess

Happily Just Fucked…

Tonight was a simple night at The Girl’s house. I reached out to a good friend to go over some career opportunities and drown a bottle of wine. Afterwards the husband and I watched a rom com and shared some good laughs. As I drank a vodka, Topo Chico and lime, I thought of ways […]

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July 31, 2019July 31, 2019thegirlyoudneverguess

The Good Old Days…

I wish somebody would have told me babe Some day, these will be the good old days All the love you won’t forget And all these reckless nights you won’t regret Someday soon, your whole life’s gonna change You’ll miss the magic of these good old days – Macklemore More and more I am nostalgic […]

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July 21, 2019thegirlyoudneverguess

Luau, Anyone?

Tonight I’m livin’ in a fantasy My own little nasty world Tonight, don’t you wanna come with me Do you think I’m a nasty girl? – Vanity 6 So this weekend in my own little corner of naughty was BBB weekend so the local clubs were capitalizing on the beach themes. Now that is a […]

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July 20, 2019July 20, 2019thegirlyoudneverguess

Swingers Parties…

The other day I was grateful and disheartened to read a post by one of the owners of our local Swingers club explaining why single men are not allowed in the club. I was grateful as it was a beautiful explanation of what couples prepare for when entering the lifestyle and disheartened because so many […]

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