I am just a 40+ something year old woman who enjoys really sex. If you’d walk by me, you’d never know what dirty thoughts lie underneath a demure package.
Some say I’m bossy ’cause I am the bossBuy anything, I don’t care what it costStacked like casino, Armani, MoschinoIf you’re The Supreme then I’m Diana Ross – Jax Jones Today as I sun naked at my local lake and look down at my pink nipples and full breasts, I will admit my most secret […]
I promised to my wife and childrenI’d never touch another drinkAs long as I live but even thenIt sounds so soothing to mix a ginAnd sink into oblivion – Cold War Kids I never had a drinking problem, unless you count that one year in college. But I can understand those that have some kind […]
My first kiss went a little like this Mwah mwah and twist Mwah mwah and twist – 3OH!3 I have a really good and caring husband. He allows me freedom within our agreed parameters to embrace certain aspects of my sexuality that aren’t necessarily his kinks. He realizes that I am coming home to the […]
There are worse things I could do Than go with a boy or two Even though the neighborhood Thinks I’m trashy and no good I suppose it could be true But there are worse things I could do I could flirt with all the guys Smile at them and bat my eyes Press against them […]
Help I’m alive, my heart keeps beating like a hammer Hard to be soft Tough to be tender Come take my pulse, the pace is on a runaway train – Metric So I often shoot the shit with my old tumblr friends about various topics, but yesterday’s topic du jour was the “glory hole.” Now […]
So I think my feelings on vanilla are well documented. I love it as an ice cream or cupcake flavor but not as my requested sexual preference. Is it a base, yes but not the base I wanted to be stranded on in the ninth inning when I am hot and ready to slide into […]
So as I sit at my favorite bar enjoying a cocktail aka my bathtub, I reflect back to a discussion this weekend my husband and I had with regard to his reaction to a recent blog posting. And to answer your question, yes he reads the blog or sometimes I do to him in a […]
Every new beginning comes from some other beginning’s end – Semisonic Today I walked away from my Fetlife account like I previously walked away from my Tumblr accounts. Without fanfare, without a big announcement and without drama. I just gave people the bread crumbs how to find me if interested but I am kinda done. […]
So I take for fun those BDSM tests and score 0% on age player every single time, like every single time. But then there’s my strange fascination with that mint leather diaper cover on Etsy and recent interest in a coffee and coloring event at the local mall. Then it hit me and I started […]
I have a very active sex life with my husband and via masturbation. Between last Saturday and Friday, I think I have had one night off from sexual activity, so why have I asked for an open marriage? Well, I like a different type of sex than I can express to most people and I […]
The Girl You'd Never Guess 