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I am just a 40+ something year old woman who enjoys really sex. If you’d walk by me, you’d never know what dirty thoughts lie underneath a demure package.

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December 22, 2019December 22, 2019thegirlyoudneverguess

May I Be Your Unicorn???

It’s been an odd week at The Girl’s residence. It started last Friday when I had a few too many drinks, came home, changed into a lacy tank and matching thong and proceeded to ride my husband on our couch until he came. Did I care that our son could peer over the balcony? Nope […]

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November 28, 2019thegirlyoudneverguess

Go With The Flow…

Mama always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun, But mama, that’s where the fun is – Manfred Mann’s Earth Band It all started with an online flirt at the beginning of the week. Then we moved to kik and got to know each other. By Wednesday, we were at the […]

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November 10, 2019thegirlyoudneverguess

The Pathway to Hell…

All week I was looking forward to my weekend of debauchery with the husband. Not all went as planned… On Friday, we were going to a house party hosted by this amazingly hot couple. Both turned out to be as sexy and fun in real life as their profile alluded. They gathered an amazing group […]

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November 5, 2019thegirlyoudneverguess

Anticipation…

Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees Come jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again, Hit the town, fool around, let’s go party You can touch, you can play, if you say, “I’m always yours.” – Aqua It’s […]

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October 3, 2019thegirlyoudneverguess

Back In The Game…

Everyone has three lives: a public life, a private life and a secret life. – Gabriel Garcia Marquez So I have enjoyed going back to work with it’s routine and daily drive by my beloved lake. I work with professional people who are nice. I work in a picturesque part of town where there’s places […]

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August 13, 2019August 13, 2019thegirlyoudneverguess

The Sex Wasteland…

I recently chatted with a male friend about the trials of married life and what I sometimes refer to as the sex dry spell. It’s one think to xeriscape your yard but when your sex life resembles a desert, you need to dig deep to find out the underlying issues. Like him, I went through […]

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July 20, 2019thegirlyoudneverguess

Pool Party, Swingers Style…

I’m a Barbie girl in a Barbie world Life in plastic, it’s fantastic You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere Imagination, life is your creation – Aqua So yesterday was an amazing day in my lifestyle journey, I went to my first girls only event and got to smile demurely when it was at […]

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June 26, 2019thegirlyoudneverguess

Express Yourself…

So as I sit at my favorite bar enjoying a cocktail aka my bathtub, I reflect back to a discussion this weekend my husband and I had with regard to his reaction to a recent blog posting. And to answer your question, yes he reads the blog or sometimes I do to him in a […]

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June 16, 2019June 16, 2019thegirlyoudneverguess

Got Pride?

So today I outed myself to my extended family and the general suburban public. I was already clear to my husband, teen daughter and the tumblr/fetlife communities that I was heteroflexible. But I went a step forward and posted my custom made heteroflexible flag t-shirt on Instagram. Among the likes, my mother whose best friend […]

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May 18, 2019May 18, 2019thegirlyoudneverguess

Why Did I Choose To Be a Swinger?

The decision to be a Swinger was never one I consciously made. I was not raised in the scene, but I have very simple and moral code when it comes to sex. I don’t think monogamy is natural. I do believe that people choose life partners that they want to treat ethically, honestly and raise […]

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