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I am just a 40+ something year old woman who enjoys really sex. If you’d walk by me, you’d never know what dirty thoughts lie underneath a demure package.

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June 19, 2021thegirlyoudneverguess

Pump and cum…

Some say I’m bossy ’cause I am the bossBuy anything, I don’t care what it costStacked like casino, Armani, MoschinoIf you’re The Supreme then I’m Diana Ross – Jax Jones Today as I sun naked at my local lake and look down at my pink nipples and full breasts, I will admit my most secret […]

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March 21, 2020thegirlyoudneverguess

Me vs. The Algorithm

Gossan dirt, whispered to the nodding headThrilled you fell apart, instead of themBut they willAny hope for love can be killedIf you need a different face, it’s definite time to destroy this placeAny thought could be the beginning of the brand new tangled web you’re spinningAnyone could be a brand new love – Sebadoh In […]

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March 19, 2020thegirlyoudneverguess

Pour Me Another…

I promised to my wife and childrenI’d never touch another drinkAs long as I live but even thenIt sounds so soothing to mix a ginAnd sink into oblivion – Cold War Kids I never had a drinking problem, unless you count that one year in college. But I can understand those that have some kind […]

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March 18, 2020March 20, 2020thegirlyoudneverguess

Untitled…

Today, I have no quote or opener, I don’t even have a witty title. I am just tired of being away from the place where I can just be me. As some may know, I started this blog to find my voice again after Tumblr changed its policy and started enforcing a ban on self-created […]

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February 17, 2020thegirlyoudneverguess

The Week…

I know nothing about this womanEverything I do wrongSometimes it’s hard to fathem, just what Page she’s onWell I found a pretty little mood ring, at this local five a dimeIt’s gunna solve all my problems for a Dollar Ninety Nine If it turns black, I should turn backIf it turns red she likes what […]

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February 9, 2020thegirlyoudneverguess

Freedom…

The dingo got my baby…. – Lindy Chamberlain I have become quite the podcast junkie on my long commute to and from work. I will listen to almost anything from sex to business to true crime related podcasts. This past week I listened to one about a murder in Salem, Mass and another on the […]

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February 5, 2020thegirlyoudneverguess

Boundaries…

I am just going to go on record that open marriages can be hard to navigate. My husband is going on a date this week and I am actually happy for him. When I say date, he’s really going to fuck another woman. Tonight he was trying to come up with his cover story for […]

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February 2, 2020February 5, 2020thegirlyoudneverguess

The Dance Off…

Do you wanna dance? Or do you wanna dance? – Thomas Crown First off I want to say how much I have always loved and appreciated The Thomas Crown Affair remake as it celebrated age appropriate people who clearly liked to fuck each other. I mentioned a few posts back that I have started taking […]

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January 26, 2020thegirlyoudneverguess

Knowing Your Why…

I often listen to podcasts to break up my commute to and from work. Recently I have been listening to Sex With Strangers as I enjoy learning about other journeys to sexual satisfaction. Today was an episode on sugar dating and although not something I have ever spent much time thinking about, I can see […]

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January 19, 2020January 19, 2020thegirlyoudneverguess

Get Funky With Me…

Though nothing can bring back the hour of splendor in the grass, glory in the flower. We will grieve not, rather find strength in what remains behind. – William Wordsworth I have been in a funk, there’s no other way to describe it. Maybe there should be another word for it when it’s lasted for […]

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