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I am just a 40+ something year old woman who enjoys really sex. If you’d walk by me, you’d never know what dirty thoughts lie underneath a demure package.

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June 19, 2021thegirlyoudneverguess

Pump and cum…

Some say I’m bossy ’cause I am the bossBuy anything, I don’t care what it costStacked like casino, Armani, MoschinoIf you’re The Supreme then I’m Diana Ross – Jax Jones Today as I sun naked at my local lake and look down at my pink nipples and full breasts, I will admit my most secret […]

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March 19, 2020thegirlyoudneverguess

Pour Me Another…

I promised to my wife and childrenI’d never touch another drinkAs long as I live but even thenIt sounds so soothing to mix a ginAnd sink into oblivion – Cold War Kids I never had a drinking problem, unless you count that one year in college. But I can understand those that have some kind […]

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March 18, 2020March 20, 2020thegirlyoudneverguess

Untitled…

Today, I have no quote or opener, I don’t even have a witty title. I am just tired of being away from the place where I can just be me. As some may know, I started this blog to find my voice again after Tumblr changed its policy and started enforcing a ban on self-created […]

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February 9, 2020thegirlyoudneverguess

Freedom…

The dingo got my baby…. – Lindy Chamberlain I have become quite the podcast junkie on my long commute to and from work. I will listen to almost anything from sex to business to true crime related podcasts. This past week I listened to one about a murder in Salem, Mass and another on the […]

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February 5, 2020thegirlyoudneverguess

Boundaries…

I am just going to go on record that open marriages can be hard to navigate. My husband is going on a date this week and I am actually happy for him. When I say date, he’s really going to fuck another woman. Tonight he was trying to come up with his cover story for […]

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January 26, 2020thegirlyoudneverguess

Knowing Your Why…

I often listen to podcasts to break up my commute to and from work. Recently I have been listening to Sex With Strangers as I enjoy learning about other journeys to sexual satisfaction. Today was an episode on sugar dating and although not something I have ever spent much time thinking about, I can see […]

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January 3, 2020thegirlyoudneverguess

In With the New…

Here we are now going to the east side I pick up my friends and we start to ride Ride all night we ride all day Some may come and some may stay – Moby I have been told on more than one occasion by couples in the lifestyle that the longer they are in […]

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November 2, 2019November 3, 2019thegirlyoudneverguess

Hopelessly Devoted to Me…

There are worse things I could do Than go with a boy or two Even though the neighborhood Thinks I’m trashy and no good I suppose it could be true But there are worse things I could do I could flirt with all the guys Smile at them and bat my eyes Press against them […]

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October 7, 2019October 7, 2019thegirlyoudneverguess

Meandering…

Sen·su·al·ist /ˈsen(t)SH(o͞o)ələst/ noun a person devoted to physical, especially sexual, pleasure. “a dedicated sensualist” – Oxford Dictionary Today as I drove the 75 mph highway from the southern tip of Texas to my suburban abode, I thought back to what a beautiful day it turned out to be. My daughter and I took a slight […]

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September 13, 2019September 13, 2019thegirlyoudneverguess

Rock Bottom…

So my imposed exile from the work force is coming to an end. I accepted a job offer yesterday at a company I am super excited to join. I also turned one down as I did not want the role. I learned a ton during my time outside the structure of my job such as […]

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