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I am just a 40+ something year old woman who enjoys really sex. If you’d walk by me, you’d never know what dirty thoughts lie underneath a demure package.

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December 22, 2019December 22, 2019thegirlyoudneverguess

May I Be Your Unicorn???

It’s been an odd week at The Girl’s residence. It started last Friday when I had a few too many drinks, came home, changed into a lacy tank and matching thong and proceeded to ride my husband on our couch until he came. Did I care that our son could peer over the balcony? Nope […]

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August 21, 2019August 21, 2019thegirlyoudneverguess

Swoosh…

The night started with six simple words on tumblr “So need a good spanking tonight.” Sometimes a girl just has to be simple in her wants and desires and put it out there. Sometimes I just keep it basic like on Sunday evening after I came home from an afternoon alone. I was so wet […]

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August 13, 2019August 13, 2019thegirlyoudneverguess

The Sex Wasteland…

I recently chatted with a male friend about the trials of married life and what I sometimes refer to as the sex dry spell. It’s one think to xeriscape your yard but when your sex life resembles a desert, you need to dig deep to find out the underlying issues. Like him, I went through […]

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August 10, 2019thegirlyoudneverguess

Got Lingerie?

Last night was a normal Friday night for me, drinks with a friend catching up on family vacations and our plans that evening to have sex with our respective husbands. After we left, I met another friend at the bar across the street and called the husband to join us. We sat, laughed and drank. […]

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July 21, 2019thegirlyoudneverguess

Luau, Anyone?

Tonight I’m livin’ in a fantasy My own little nasty world Tonight, don’t you wanna come with me Do you think I’m a nasty girl? – Vanity 6 So this weekend in my own little corner of naughty was BBB weekend so the local clubs were capitalizing on the beach themes. Now that is a […]

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June 20, 2019June 20, 2019thegirlyoudneverguess

Some Girls Are Kinkier Than Others…

So the other day as I was perusing my Fetlife page I saw it, the ad for the leather diaper cover with grommets to bind your hands to. It was mint and sexy as fuck, so I did what any lady would do. I clicked the link and purred with pleasure. Now I do not […]

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June 18, 2019June 18, 2019thegirlyoudneverguess

The Day After….

So today I felt quite free after requesting my open marriage. It was like a weight had been lifted and I was able to be my honest self. I sent my husband my draft principles for his review which again focused on our marriage as my primary and sole emotional relationship. I hope that they […]

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June 8, 2019June 8, 2019thegirlyoudneverguess

A Picture Is Worth A 1,000 Words…

So, I often will have my husband take photos of me as he spanks my ass or I am in the assumed position for spanking. I am often blindfolded and can hear the click of his I-phone. I identify as an exhibitionist but I also score equally as a voyeur. I enjoy seeing his perception […]

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June 8, 2019June 8, 2019thegirlyoudneverguess

Take The Reins And…Ride!

I love being blindfolded and ask for it often. It’s one of my many kinks that make me, well me. Last night started with a relaxing facial (minds out of gutter, please) and drinks with friends. I believe I expressed more outward joy than I should have when my friend’s boyfriend remarked how he killed […]

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May 15, 2019May 15, 2019thegirlyoudneverguess

It’s About To Get Dirty…

The Girl can really get behind a great party theme, hell you should have seen her children’s birthday parties back in the day before they were allowed input. So when she saw that the local Swingers club was having a “MILF and Cookies” night last Saturday, her dirty mind went into hyper-drive faster than the […]

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