I am just a 40+ something year old woman who enjoys really sex. If you’d walk by me, you’d never know what dirty thoughts lie underneath a demure package.
Gossan dirt, whispered to the nodding headThrilled you fell apart, instead of themBut they willAny hope for love can be killedIf you need a different face, it’s definite time to destroy this placeAny thought could be the beginning of the brand new tangled web you’re spinningAnyone could be a brand new love – Sebadoh In […]
I often listen to podcasts to break up my commute to and from work. Recently I have been listening to Sex With Strangers as I enjoy learning about other journeys to sexual satisfaction. Today was an episode on sugar dating and although not something I have ever spent much time thinking about, I can see […]
If I lay here If I just lay here Would you lie with me and just forget the world? – Snow Patrol The best part about the lifestyle is meeting people you click with. Not just sexually, but whom you enjoy the time away from the bedroom as well. I am lucky as I can […]
I’ll have another is a phrase I am trying to ease out of my vocabulary. It’s not just limited to my consumption of alcohol but to things as well. Sometimes I need a reminder that things, food and booze do not fulfill or define me. For instance the other night, my husband and I went […]
I am truly the girl nobody would ever guess. I am best described as plain and unassuming. Sometimes, dense even suits me. I dress conservatively but in resort wear that’s generally pink and green with some crazy animal in its print. It’s probably how I best express that I am a “little” to polite society. […]
I’m gaining strength, trying to learn to pull my own weight But I’m gaining pounds at the precipice of too late Just wait – Barenaked Ladies Fuck, I have been on the pity party train as loyal readers may have gathered. Focused on what I don’t have versus what I do. And it’s easy when […]
Tonight I’m livin’ in a fantasy My own little nasty world Tonight, don’t you wanna come with me Do you think I’m a nasty girl? – Vanity 6 So this weekend in my own little corner of naughty was BBB weekend so the local clubs were capitalizing on the beach themes. Now that is a […]
The other day I was grateful and disheartened to read a post by one of the owners of our local Swingers club explaining why single men are not allowed in the club. I was grateful as it was a beautiful explanation of what couples prepare for when entering the lifestyle and disheartened because so many […]
You may ask yourself, “Well, how did I get here?” – Talking Heads So often I ask myself how did I get from running a twitter account dedicated to specific NHL/NFL teams to running a marginally successful porn blog? I don’t have daddy issues, I don’t have low self esteem but I really love sex. […]
The Girl You'd Never Guess 