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I am just a 40+ something year old woman who enjoys really sex. If you’d walk by me, you’d never know what dirty thoughts lie underneath a demure package.

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March 21, 2020thegirlyoudneverguess

Me vs. The Algorithm

Gossan dirt, whispered to the nodding headThrilled you fell apart, instead of themBut they willAny hope for love can be killedIf you need a different face, it’s definite time to destroy this placeAny thought could be the beginning of the brand new tangled web you’re spinningAnyone could be a brand new love – Sebadoh In […]

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January 26, 2020thegirlyoudneverguess

Knowing Your Why…

I often listen to podcasts to break up my commute to and from work. Recently I have been listening to Sex With Strangers as I enjoy learning about other journeys to sexual satisfaction. Today was an episode on sugar dating and although not something I have ever spent much time thinking about, I can see […]

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January 12, 2020January 12, 2020thegirlyoudneverguess

And There’s a Time to Cuddle…

If I lay here If I just lay here Would you lie with me and just forget the world? – Snow Patrol The best part about the lifestyle is meeting people you click with. Not just sexually, but whom you enjoy the time away from the bedroom as well. I am lucky as I can […]

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December 29, 2019December 29, 2019thegirlyoudneverguess

I’ll Have Another…

I’ll have another is a phrase I am trying to ease out of my vocabulary. It’s not just limited to my consumption of alcohol but to things as well. Sometimes I need a reminder that things, food and booze do not fulfill or define me. For instance the other night, my husband and I went […]

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November 3, 2019thegirlyoudneverguess

The Cover…

I am truly the girl nobody would ever guess. I am best described as plain and unassuming. Sometimes, dense even suits me. I dress conservatively but in resort wear that’s generally pink and green with some crazy animal in its print. It’s probably how I best express that I am a “little” to polite society. […]

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August 20, 2019August 21, 2019thegirlyoudneverguess

Got D?

I’m gaining strength, trying to learn to pull my own weight  But I’m gaining pounds at the precipice of too late Just wait – Barenaked Ladies Fuck, I have been on the pity party train as loyal readers may have gathered. Focused on what I don’t have versus what I do. And it’s easy when […]

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July 21, 2019thegirlyoudneverguess

Luau, Anyone?

Tonight I’m livin’ in a fantasy My own little nasty world Tonight, don’t you wanna come with me Do you think I’m a nasty girl? – Vanity 6 So this weekend in my own little corner of naughty was BBB weekend so the local clubs were capitalizing on the beach themes. Now that is a […]

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July 20, 2019July 20, 2019thegirlyoudneverguess

Swingers Parties…

The other day I was grateful and disheartened to read a post by one of the owners of our local Swingers club explaining why single men are not allowed in the club. I was grateful as it was a beautiful explanation of what couples prepare for when entering the lifestyle and disheartened because so many […]

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May 30, 2019May 30, 2019thegirlyoudneverguess

(T)hat (H)oe (O)ver (T)here

You may ask yourself, “Well, how did I get here?” – Talking Heads So often I ask myself how did I get from running a twitter account dedicated to specific NHL/NFL teams to running a marginally successful porn blog? I don’t have daddy issues, I don’t have low self esteem but I really love sex. […]

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